Posted by: Joe Eds | December 30, 2010

Happy New Year!

Some great quotes to ring out 2010 and say hello to 2011.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.  This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.  ~P.J. O’Rourke

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath.  Today, we are a pious and exemplary community.  Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.  ~Mark Twain

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.  ~Author Unknown

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.  ~Joey Adams

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