Posted by: Joe Eds | May 10, 2010

Arnold’s zingers

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave the commencement address at Emory University on Monday.

He cracked off a few good zingers during his speech:

“This is my first law degree. Finally, the Kennedys will think I’m a success. And Maria can finally bring me home to meet her family.”

And this one is pretty awesome:

“I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.”

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