California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave the commencement address at Emory University on Monday.
He cracked off a few good zingers during his speech:
“This is my first law degree. Finally, the Kennedys will think I’m a success. And Maria can finally bring me home to meet her family.”
And this one is pretty awesome:
“I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.”